Chicken Cordon Bleu

I'm so excited to be adding Chicken Cordon Bleu to my list of favorites. I starting making this dish about 15 years ago. I saw the recipe for the first time while helping a friend in her kitchen and really wanted to try it. When the whole thing came out and it was delicious I was so excited. Looking back I think that this dish might have been the start to my love of cooking. Since then I have been asked to make it for different occasions and festivities. One of the most memorable was after Emma's baby blessing. It's something that people cut into and are amazed at what they find inside and are amazed that you could make such a thing. So here it is the start of my cooking adventures...

10 Chicken Breasts
20 slices of Lunch Ham
1 lb Swiss cheese
1 bag of cheap Corn Flakes
2 sticks of Butter
Lots of toothpicks

Sauce
26 oz can cream of chicken
16 oz tub of sour cream (fat free works the same)
3-4 tbsp lemon juice or enough to taste

Rinse chicken and pat dry really well. The drier and colder the chicken, the easier it is to work with. Trim the chicken fat away. Butterfly each chicken piece. Using a meat tenderizer pound each piece one at a time under a sheet of plastic wrap until the piece has even thickness. This is important! The chicken needs to be an even thickness so that it will cook evenly. Before you remove the plastic wrap place your hand on top of the pounded chicken. By wiggling your hand on top of the chicken you can feel any larger bumps that may not have been pounded down. If you don’t cover it with plastic wrap, chicken pieces will fly all over the place.
Now set the chicken aside, it’s time to prep for the roll.
Cut 10, 3/4 inch square strips of cheese. This will be enough for each piece of chicken to get one strip. Set aside 20 pieces of ham. Get out your toothpicks. Arrange everything in order of how it will go on to the chicken. First the chicken, then ham, then the strips of cheese, then the toothpicks. The toothpicks really need to be taken out of the box and set at the end of your assembly line so you are not reaching into the box with raw chicken on your fingers. You want to lay the top widest part of the chicken near you then place 2 pieces of ham on top of that. The cheese goes on top of the ham on the end closest to you. Roll everything together squeezing tightly as you roll and repeat with each piece of chicken. You will need toothpicks to hold the roll in place. Don't be afraid to use more than one toothpick.
Now set the chicken rolls aside, it’s time to prep for the crust.
First preheat your oven to 400. Melt the butter in a covered dish in the microwave. Pour the corn flakes in a zip baggie and crush down to ¼ the original size. Both the butter and corn flakes need their own individual shallow bowls. A pie tin works great. Bathe the roll in the butter and then transfer to the corn flakes making sure the roll is completely covered by the corn flakes, then place in a 9x13 baking dish and repeat with each roll. You want to put the chicken pieces close together so that there will be enough room for all the rolls.
Now bake the chicken uncovered in the oven for 45 minutes at 400 degrees.
While chicken is baking mix the sauce. You will need to taste your sauce to make sure there is enough lemon. Only add lemon by the tbsp! Warm the sauce either covered in the microwave or over a medium low heat on the stove top.  Remove the chicken from oven, check for doneness and let sit for a few minutes while you set the table. Remind those eating with you that there will be toothpicks.  You can spoon the sauce over the top right before serving or let each person spoon as much as they want themselves. 

This whole process is lengthy and my back usually hurts afterward. From start to finish it takes me 2 ½ to 3 hours including cooking time but I have done it several times. Plan ahead and be prepared to need a lot of dishes. Be careful with what you touch as you are handling raw chicken a lot! While the chicken is in the oven, CLEAN AND DISINFECT EVERYTHING YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TOUCHED. If you are like me you will need to clean the entire kitchen because you have had to spread out over everything. This chicken presents beautifully and is an elegant main dish. I hope you love it as much as my family and I have over the last several years.

Curtis' Triple Burn Jalepeno Poppers

This appetizer is so tortuously fantastic. It sends your taste buds into a frenzy of excitement and leaves you wanting and craving more. These tasty little poppers however come with a warning label. Yes it's true the jalapenos are a little spicy but that is not the warning. No, no my friends the warning comes in three. The title really should give you some kind of a clue. They burn going down, they burn coming back up, and you better believe they burn coming out! You've been warned! I gotta shout out to my big bro Curtis for turning me and the heat on to these tasty morsels. Here's how he does it...

26 oz. can whole jalapenos
1/2 - 3/4 cup favorite salsa
8 oz. cream cheese
1 lb. bacon

Start by setting the cream cheese out to come to room temperature. Then cut the stems off the peppers and halve them lengthwise to make a little boat. De-vain and de-seed the peppers then lay them out on a toweled cookie sheet and refrigerate to crisp. While the peppers are cooling, cook the bacon. Render the fat, making sure the bacon crisps but doesn't burn. Drain and let cool. At this point I crumble my bacon in the food processor and then pat it again on paper towels to get rid of more grease. If you don't have a food processor just crumble by hand. Then in a medium large bowl, mix together bacon, cream cheese, and salsa. Mixture should be fairly thick and not runny. Make sure you start with less salsa at first and add more if needed! Fill the peppers by piping the filling into each half pepper. (If you don't have a piping bag, fill a gallon size baggie with the mixture and snip one bottom corner to the preferred size. You can spoon the mixture in as well.) Once the peppers are stuffed, refrigerate again for 1-2 hours so the mixture can set and the flavors can marry.

Side notes... San Marcos is a great brand of jalapenos if you can find them because they are not cooked as long giving them a more crisp bite. Also the bacon can be cut by half if you feel there is too much. Another ingredient you can try is green onions either mixed in or on top to garnish, be careful though, they can pack an oniony wallop! Enjoy!